Alright. Let’s make a sword.
Hello there friend.
(flucking character limit)
Bug sword two but it’s just a wide centipede
Sword of Non-Euclidean geometry
It doesn’t obey physics. When you stab someone, the blade comes out somewhere else, and when you spin the blade around the sides change.
It’s a fourth dimensional sword
It’s non-swordclidian.
Sword of loyalty
a sentient sword that usually flies around. obeys whoever it’s master is and will return to it’s master automatically if they get too far apart. if anyone tries to steal it from it’s master it will slice them before flying back to it’s master.
Sword of mimicry
a sentient sword that can shapeshift and mimic powers and voices. it sometimes pretends to be a human or some other civilized creature to stop others from “claiming” them. they hate the idea of being owned and typically uses their shapeshifting power to fight instead of a sword.
Sword of bob
His name was bob. He was just a normal dude. But then he tripped and fell onto a switch
(sword + witch)
And they turned him into a sword.
Now he is a sword
He was found by a guy who could turn him back into a person but bob was like: nah man I’m cool with this