
This is a companion discussion topic for the original entry at https://swordscomic.com/comic/CVII/
Why would you do that?
True, that sword barely cut through half the tree. What were you trying to do with a wooden sword! If Minecraft has taught us anything…
If Minecraft has taught us anything, it’s that we can break a tree by hand.
If Minecraft has taught us anything, it’s that trees don’t respect the laws of gravity.
Also in what situation would this sword be useful? I dare anyone to come up with an answer (please answer I’m lonely)
Sustainable logging! At least, until we find out the extra tree mass comes directly from a randomly-selected rainforest.
Hit someone with the sword, voila. Suffocation