This is a companion discussion topic for the original entry at https://swordscomic.com/comic/CXCIV/
Hey I have a dungeon. it’s filled with lava and flaming monsters including the (experimental) fire goblins. also you can find all sorts fire based weapons but i wouldn’t use them in dungeon as it would probably work against dungeon goers.
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Ever heard of the cringe dungeon? Of course you haven’t. Nobody’s survived it to tell tales yet.
I have a dungeon of pain.
You can’t die in it, but you will want to
@Lord_Ignis
I have a dungeon where its empty rooms, until the final one, where a copy of every single sword you have seen appears and flies at you until you are dead. Cool huh.
wonderful. i love the false sense of security it give.
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wait. what if some one enters that looks at the infinity sword.
maybe leave infinity sword out. speaking of infinity sword, can’t the dungeon master master take the person who holds the infinity sword and bring that person and the sword to his infinity dungeon?
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ohhhhhh. that would be a solution. but who made the dungeon of the infinity sword?
an idiot that’s who.
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hmmph true. want some mushroom juice while watching some fools get stabbed in my dungeon?
no
(hyuking ˈker(ə)ktər ˈlimət)
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oh. that one got stabbed by the doomsday sword. there goes my dungeon.
what are the experimental fire goblins though?
goblins with fire powers. we are currently trying to make them fireproof.
so the goblin catch themselves of fire, while setting things on fire. hmmmm i may need some fire goblins.
I am legally required by DMA to make sure the goblins actually have control over their powers before they are allowed for purchase. but if you want some early access fire goblins please sign the waiver so you can’t sue me if your dungeon is burnt to the ground.
Ill sign. Stabs paper. there ya go! my dungeon is made of solid stone so it will be fine