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This is a companion discussion topic for the original entry at https://swordscomic.com/comic/DCCCLIII/
i shudder to imagine how that happened.
He got jabbed with Steve Orcs’ Co-Shiv-19 “THWACK!cine”
(Not that I believe in that, or any of those crasckpot theories. Imagine thinking shoving a glowsword up your scabbard, or drinking blade cleaner would improve your lot!)