Swords | DCCCXCIX ~ Hard Of Hairing

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This is a companion discussion topic for the original entry at https://swordscomic.com/comic/DCCCXCIX/
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Shaving a dwarf usually KILLS THEM!? That’s extremely interesting

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Or, perhaps, when someone attempts to shave a dwarf in the resulting kerfuffle either the dwarf dies or the shaver does.

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Or, more simply, the only way to shave a dwarf is over their dead body.

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I wonder if El Chupaespada (DCXXIV) would consider Dwarfbeardonium a rare metal.

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#7

It sucks the beard right off your face, leaving nothing behind but shrivelled up goatees!

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And then a Mimic Beard (DLXIX), which had been following it, moves in!

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So if dwarven beards are made of the element dwarbeardonium…
And most dwarves seem to be aligned around an element (ie. Bronze Dwarves, Golden Dwarves)…
Then does that mean there might be… Dwarbeardonium Dwarves?