This is a companion discussion topic for the original entry at https://swordscomic.com/comic/MXXIV/
As a teacher I would choose the teacher sword. Maybe on day I’ll become one! Although I’d be a soul feder, since I also teach a HEMA class. Question is, will the prank be played by the class from my day job, or my evening hobby? 
Oh Granny, I shall pool my resources to ensure those who you wish to know your recipes shall know them
Since the other two have been taken, I guess I’ll have to go with the super fan. Here’s hoping we have similar tastes.